“If your grandma has already ‘died’ twice… is it really that bad to use her one more time for a long weekend?” That’s the wild question kicking off today’s unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy The Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh and trust us, things escalate fast.

 In this jaw‑dropping edition of Dirty Little Secret, a caller confesses something so outrageous that the entire studio spirals into disbelief, laughter, and moral confusion all at once. His secret?
👉 His grandmother has “died”… three separate times and she’s STILL alive.

What unfolds is a chaotic mix of humor, guilt, workplace drama, and some truly unbelievable life hacks for getting PTO. From fake bereavement posts to coworkers keeping a running tally of “grandma deaths,” the story takes twist after twist until even Billy, Candice, and Pooh can’t keep it together.

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“When Grandma Dies Three Times & A Heron Goes Full Jurassic: Only on Billy The Kidd”
“Would you grab an angry dinosaur‑sounding bird by the neck to save its life… or just run for your own?” That’s the kind of question Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh are tackling in this absolutely chaotic episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, packed with wild stories, viral moments, and a Dirty Little Secret so unhinged it leaves the whole studio stunned.
Billy recounts the terrifying/funny/traumatizing moment he found himself bleeding, wrestling, and being screeched at by a heron while night‑fishing in Galveston.
Candice shares her excitement (and mom‑FOMO) as her son Enzo and husband Eric leave for Colorado to film a commercial together.Pooh heads in for a routine checkup… and instantly regrets it.
When the nurse asks him to drop his pants, she and another staff member burst into uncontrollable laughter after spotting his infamous dancing hot dog tattoo from a lost bet on the show. The caller’s confession?
His grandma has “died” three times.
Not in real life  just when he needs PTO.
Co-workers joke about “old management grandma” vs. “new management grandma,” and the story spirals into fake Facebook memorial posts, job burnout, and a staggering lack of remorse.
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On today’s Dirty Little Secret, the phone lines lit up the moment our caller nervously whispered the words:
“I’m going to sound insane… but I hit a cyclist. And that was just the beginning. In her confession, she explains that yes  she accidentally clipped a cyclist, immediately stopped, checked on him, and thankfully he was okay. No major injuries, just shaken. But the part she’s been hiding from friends and family?
She doesn’t feel bad about it at all.

Billy, Candice, and Pooh dive head‑first into the heated gray area between cycling laws, driver expectations, and road etiquette. Billy tries to keep the peace, Candice raises safety and legality questions, and Pooh somehow ends up making it funnier than it should be  but the argument stays surprisingly real.

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“If you hit a cyclist and they’re okay…are you still the bad guy or should bikes stay off busy roads?” That’s the spicy, can’t‑look‑away question that ignites today’s show before it swerves into Friday‑the‑13th vibes, celebrity laughs, and the kind of DFW chaos only Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh can deliver.
From late‑night gas‑station fails to the inaugural Arlington Grand Prix turning the Entertainment District into a 2.7‑mile IndyCar street course, we’re talking road rules, racing, and real life plus the most Texas debate ever: Who serves the best ranch? (Wingstop, Texas Roadhouse, and Jet’s Pizza all get heated shout‑outs.)

Dirty Little Secret turns the phones molten: a caller confesses she hit a cyclist, stopped, the rider was shaken but okay and she doesn’t feel bad because bikes “don’t belong in the middle of the road.” The crew (and listeners) go all‑in on the sidewalk vs. street debate and what “sharing the road” really means.

“Would You Hide a Pregnancy for Six Figures? A Sister’s Surrogacy Secret.”
Billy The Kidd In The Morning — With Billy, Candice Lopez & Producer Pooh ** “If someone you love offered you well into the six figures… would you disappear for nine months and pretend nothing happened?” That’s the gut‑punch question at the heart of today’s Dirty Little Secret — and this one sends Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh into one of their most emotional and thought‑provoking conversations yet. A caller shares a deeply personal dilemma:
Her sister, who has struggled for years to have a baby, asks her to be a surrogate. But the request quickly spirals into something far more complicated — and far more secretive. Not only does the sister want her to quit her job and move into their guest house… she wants to fake the entire pregnancy, complete with staged baby bumps and nine months of hiding. As if that isn’t enough, her brother‑in‑law’s almost‑billion‑dollar family fortune comes into play when they offer her a payment “well into the six figures” to make it all happen.

This episode blends emotion, humor, real‑life stakes, and huge ethical questions. It’s raw. It’s honest. And it’s the best kind of Billy The Kidd Morning chaos — heartfelt, hilarious, and human.

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“The Field Guy, Fake Bumps & Fears We Can’t Explain: A Wild Thursday on Billy The Kidd In The Morning”
“What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen on the side of the road?”
That’s the question that kicks off this hilariously chaotic and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh and trust us, it only gets stranger from there. Spring is officially springing in Texas, and Candice celebrates the return of the bluebonnets… while Billy dodges a mysterious figure standing alone in a field at 5 a.m. with both arms raised to the sky. Is it moon‑water energy? ET phoning home? Or just another day in Dallas? You decide. From there, the crew dives into: 
🌼 Texas spring traditions gone wrong Bluebonnet photoshoots
Chiggers And why Candice once protected two bluebonnets in her backyard like they were historical landmarks.

• The team confesses their most random irrational fears:
•  Billy: aliens coming from the water
• Candice: Mario Kart bridges collapsing in real life
• Pooh: phone chargers becoming sentient and strangling him (yes, really)

Listener fears also roll in from butterflies to kangaroos to parking garages. This segment is pure gold.
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“What would you do if your spouse proudly wore designer bags you secretly knew were fake?”
That’s the jaw‑dropping moment that kicks off today’s episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billythekidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh — and trust us, the confession only gets more chaotic from there. In this hilarious-yet-nerve‑wracking installment of Dirty Little Secret, a husband admits he’s been showering his wife with high‑end “designer” handbags for years… except every last one of them is fake. Not just fake — professionally crafted knockoffs shipped with dust bags, receipts, and boxes so convincing even her Highland Park friends have never questioned a thing. But now? He's panicking.
Why?
Because one of his wife’s close friends just landed a corporate job with Louis Vuitton, and he knows the moment she’s near any of those bags… he’s done. Guest Background:
Our caller is a married dad who’s been trying to give his wife the luxury lifestyle she dreams about — just not at the $3,000‑a‑purse price tag. His “supplier” is a friend who travels to New York and buys from spots with surprisingly high craftsmanship. He swears he's never been caught… yet.

“How well do you really know the gifts your partner gives you?”
That’s the thought‑provoking question that sparks one of the wildest mornings on Billy The Kidd In The Morning — featuring Billythekidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh bringing the chaos, confessions, and humor DFW wakes up for. This episode is packed with high‑energy storytelling and emotional honesty. From brutal storms knocking out power to childhood nostalgia and parenting moments, the show balances heartfelt vulnerability with laugh‑out‑loud moments.

Today’s anonymous caller drops a bomb that keeps unfolding layer after layer:
For years, he’s been giving his wife “designer” handbags — Louis Vuitton, Prada, Gucci — except every single one is completely fake. And not just fake… they’re high‑end knockoffs shipped with dust bags, receipts, and boxes so convincing even her Highland Park friends never questioned a thing. But now, panic hits.
One of her closest friends just landed a corporate job at Louis Vuitton, and he knows she will immediately spot the truth. Guest Background:
The caller is a married father who genuinely loves his wife and wanted to give her the luxury she dreams of — without the $3,000‑a‑bag price tag. He has a “guy in New York” who sources replicas made with stolen factory materials. And while his wife has never suspected a thing… the clock is ticking.
Billy’s sleepless night thanks to Texas storms and a terrified 100‑pound German ShepherdCandice’s parenting moment while explaining a Sandlot reference to her sonPoo’s patio furniture taking flight — againA heated debate about why people cheat and whether social media ruins relationshipsMillennials’ “cringe habits” exposed by Gen ZListener calls on storms, dog anxiety, and even vet tech advice